chump charity

Getting money from your parents for doing nothing like a spoiled bitch

John: I just got paid twenty dollars from my parents for no reason

Greg: Sounds more like chump charity to me

by Sitykid5 October 4, 2016

chug bleach for charity

Chugging bleach (preferably Clorox or Tide) for charity.

Timmy: Hey mom! I'm gonna go chug bleach for charity!
Mom: have fun son, now don't kys.

by Timmy/Mat lmao May 18, 2016

charity shop

a shop which people donate there unwanted junk to inorder for some poor etheopian kid to benifit from the sale.

a charity shop is my number one source for incomplete jigsaw puzzles

by ally pow January 6, 2006

charity shop

British equivalent to the USA's "thrift store".

"The band's clothes look like they were nicked from the local charity shop."

by Nupe January 6, 2004

do some charity work

To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.

Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"
Mark: "Yeah???"
Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"

by danarky June 5, 2003

charity hooker

A hooker who does her work for free.

"Mary is a charity hooker, always thinking of her clients. Isn't that the hooker you want on your side?"

by brokendreamboi July 15, 2009

Chartham

A beautiful little village situated on the outskirts of Canterbury, blighted by the existance of moriarty1991 who wrote the original definition. Clearly an egotistical middle class brat who has had their anus wiped for them since they were born and is living in a twisted reality. For someone so articulately barbed you lack logic and compassion.
The School is a fantastic learning environment for children with parents unable to afford private school fees and many will progress to A level education onwards.
Your assault on the hyde housing residents is disgraceful and highlights the immense ignorance you posess to assume that people who aren't financially stable have a poor excuse for being so. I think you need to realise not everyone has the same upbringing or opportunities in life and to judge so easily is ill thought out. You need to account for variables and not be so narrow minded.
In a nutshell, you need to pull your toffee nose out of your poo ring.
Chartham is a quaint village surrounded by awe-inspiring countryside and anyone who fails to apreciate the fruits it has to offer needs to seriously consider the value of their existance.

Chartham is a firm supporter of Asian Retail Enrichment
reg. charity 88732556

by rickyritchie1987 May 28, 2011