Chandigarh Distance

When every goddamn thing that exists under the sun is within your 5 kilometres radius.

Oh that locality is really. Everything and everybody is Chandigarh distance from there.

by Sern December 24, 2021

Chading

Verb/ when a minor child calls his father by his first name instead of "Dad." Typically seen in families in which role confusion is found and the child and their father are more friends than relatives.

I noticed that Julian was chading you this morning at breakfast. He does realize you are the father, doesn't he?

"Hey, Chad, you wanna play catch with me?" "Sure, if you stop Chading me."

by Scarlett NoLastName June 6, 2023

Chris-Chaning

A verb that means to have unconsentual relations with one's senile old mother. Originates from when Christine Weston Chandler had unconsentual relations with his senile 80 year old mother.

"Why did Jeff go prison?"
"He was caught Chris-Chaning."
"Holy shit, that boy ain't right"

by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum July 31, 2021

Chading it

The act of walking around barefoot in summer time

"wheres your shoes?"
"I'm chading it"

"I lost my shoes so I had to chad it all the way home"

by Chad Phillips September 24, 2008

Channing Tatum

Cullman County, Alabama born - Mississippi raised boy.
From Glenville, West Virginia State College Football Player to Model now Actor.
Good looking, now trade marked for his shaved head and impressively sculputed body ( not to mention jaw )

A : Have you seen Step Up?
B : No... Y?
A : There's this Guy... Channing something........ he's incredibly hot
B : ... Wide jaw?
A : ...yeah? Y?

B : Channing Tatum, and no I haven't
A : then ...
B : She's the Man, Duke Orsino
A : OOOOOOOO... You know he could be a model
B : haha... funny you should mention that...

by 0486 June 7, 2007

changing on the fly

Hide in the closet, and have your friend start having doggy sex with a chick with her facing away from the closet. Sneak out and switch with your friend. Extra points if you switch back.

Nate was boning this chick, then we changed on the fly and she didn't even notice.

by G-Diddy April 20, 2005

My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time

Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.

by Smeeagain October 31, 2011