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Shluff Like A Champ

The need, nay, the biological requirement, to take a lengthy nap, more so than any other type of resting period.

It may also be phrased as "straight shluffin'."
Dude, I could shluff like a CHAMP right now. You know what? I'm gonna.

Yo man, are you awake?
Nah, I'm straight shluffin'.
by Colonel Shluff Sanders May 9, 2011
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Champ Stamp

Ken has a sweet ass champ stamp of a flaming, soaring eagle !
by Steve Stevaguesen September 2, 2009
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Young Champ

"Young Champ" is a moderately well known rapper native to Macedonia. Having moved to Northern Canada at a young age, he's brought about a 'revolution of funk' in his current home of Yellowknife. His last known location was chillin' out wif' his boy Kanye in his home on wheels. No, not a tour van, but a trailer. His recent hit, "Don't Touch", has sky rocketed on the local charts and is being quoted in the most exclusive of social events. (IE. Capitol Theatre; Sir John Franklin High School; Any bad ass street corner where drugs are undoubtedly being peddled and a surplus of ass being shaken.)
Ex.1;
JIM: "Hey Ted, heard the new Young Champ beat?"

TED: "NO!"

Ex.2;
RYAN: "Hey, neat sunglasses!"

HAILLIE: "Those are MY sunglasses . .. DON'T TOUCH."

RYAN: ". . .I hate you."
by Haillie Shortt May 30, 2008
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gramps champ

The overly slow and cautious driver, usually elderly but not necessarily, who manages to stay in front of you in traffic. They turn where you want to turn, exit where you want to exit, and go into the same parking lot you're heading for, and so they are always in the lead. You have trouble passing them because there's only one lane or else traffic volume is just too busy. So much to your frustration, you remain in second place while they undeservingly take the checkered flag!
Jack: "How come you're so late? The movie's about to start!"

Danny: "I was rushing, but I got stuck behind two or three gramps champs on the way here! It was so annoying!"
by GarthF March 7, 2006
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Chomp Job

When you are recieving a blowjob the person giving said blowjob bites the the head and/or foreskin of the penis.
Luke: Oh damn did you hear Lacie gave Kash a chomp job?

Gesus: Oh that's weird. I kinda hope she gives me one... DON'T JUDGE ME!!

Luke: Gesus, nobody likes you.

Gesus: Yeah, I know.
by James Griffoth October 5, 2009
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Two Pump Champ

Finishing quickly, considered a great accomplishment, and source of pride. It takes one with tremendous skill to be hailed under such a title.
Two Pump Champs, having mastered the art of sex, explore many other areas of life with their extra free time. This often includes World of Warcraft, and Magic the Gathering.
by Joel Devisiras January 16, 2015
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Chomp Game

Verbal game played with at least 2 people.
Joking game played with friends.
Saying something obviously wrong to make someone jump in and correct you with the right answer.
Object of game is to get the other person(s) to bite on the hook (joke).
Rules: There are 3 rules.
1: you can make the person your playing the joke on "Chomp".
2: the person who you are playing the joke on can reverse it back to you. (Reverse Chomp)
3: the person you are playing the joke on say "No Chomp"
Points can be awarded for every Chomp and Double points to anyone who "Reverse Chomps" the Person playing the joke.
No points are awarded for a "No Chomp"
Can be played for Points, Drinks, Arm Punches or just Bragging Rights.
Here are some Examples of the Chomp Game:

(Chomper) “Hey Kid, I can't get a ride from the Airport to your house. Can you come pick me up?" (Chompee)"Yeah I’ll be right there"
(Goes out to his can and your standing in front of it.)CHOMP
(Chomper)"Hey Duke, I drank the last beer!" (Chompee)"No way! I bought 2 cases!"(Goes to the Fridge and sees a lot of beer) CHOMP

Changing every clock in the house and telling your sleeping brother who just went to sleep 1 hour ago after a night of partying that it's time to get up and take you to the Airport. If he gets out of bed and gets dressed and is ready to take you then that’s a CHOMP.

Examples: Reverse Chomp

(Chomper)"I got tickets to Van Halen dude! (Chompee)"I got tickets too in the 8th row sec D!" Chomper(now Chompee)"Awh man you really got tickets?!" Chompee(now Chomper)"REVERSE CHOMP DUDE!"

(Chomper)"Yo man your car is stolen" (Chompee)" NO WAY!!" "WHERE IS IT!!!?” Chomper (now Chompee)"HA ha" "its right over here dude" (Car really now missing) "Dude where's your car?" "I moved it right HERE!" Chompee (Now Chomper) "Ha HA I moved it some where else when you weren't watching" "REVERSE CHOMP!!"

Examples: No Chomp

(Chomper)Hey it's 2:00 o'clock we better go (really only 1 o'clock)
(Chompee)NO Chomp

(Chomper) "Dude my plane's going to be late due to weather"
(Chompee)"No Chomp" "I called the Airlines and your flight is on time"
by Marcello Trejo February 14, 2008
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