cereal

The way people with no friends say the word "serious. "

Tim: wow! Did that really happen?
jim: ya... I'm cereal!!!
Tim: umm. .. you need to get some real friends

by jimmy boy85 December 7, 2009

cereal

Not the food group. Rather, used in appropriate context, "cereal" is a term used to describe something so unbelievable, yet true.

John, 5'3", just dunked the basketball.

Jenny, " Are you super cereal?!"

by Mr. Loggins March 5, 2009

cereal

1. Another name that stoners use when their around non-stoners and their trying to keep the fact that they smoke ganjah secret

2. When two stoners who dont believe in love but believe in the love of weed

1. Dude did you bring the cereal cause i could use the sugar rush

2. Lj I cereal you so much I cereal you to Erica

by purpleflowerchiq16 July 25, 2009

Cereal

1. Nickname for the single sexiest guy on the planet. esp. Special K.

Y: OMG! Cereal just looked at you again!!
M: sigh. I love cereal...

U: I had Special K this weekend!
M: EXCUSE ME??? WTF???
U: I MEANT THE CEREAL!
M: Do you mean THE cereal?? or MY cereal???
U: THE!
M: Oh... phew. you had me scared for a minute.
U: LMAO

by luvinmesumspecialK March 31, 2009

cereal

when something is so serious it tranfers into breakfast.

person 1: 'oh my god, are you being cereal?'
person 2: 'i'm being deadly cornflakes.'

person 1: 'i'm pregnant'
person 2: 'cereal?'
person 1: 'full english breakfast'

by jedwardchicken September 16, 2011

Cereal

A pleasant and less crude way of mentioning sex. Often used by people that don’t want to publicly speak about sex and adult behaviour.

Susan had cereal last night, I couldn’t believe it. I wonder if she’ll have it in the morning as well.

by TheCurtainsWereFrigginBlue June 22, 2018

Cereal

The threatening voicemail from a legal representation scam which promises "the local cops", utilizing a poorly educated robot who not only doesn't know your name, but also none of the specifics on your "4 serious allegations", yet closes with a pleasant "thank you!"

My blocked numbers are clogged with cereal, just like my arteries

by NativityNinja August 24, 2018