Not the food group. Rather, used in appropriate context, "cereal" is a term used to describe something so unbelievable, yet true.
John, 5'3", just dunked the basketball.

Jenny, " Are you super cereal?!"
by Mr. Loggins March 5, 2009
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A COOLER way of saying "FORREALZ?" Other forms of the expression is "Cereally?" and "OMGFORCEREAL?"
When you say it, you usually jump up and down and make flailing arm movements.
"I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!"
"OMGFORCEREAL?!?!"
"wow. you just ruined my win by saying that."

(teenage girl)"SO I WAS LIKE "FOR CEREAL?!" AND HE WAS LIKE "YEEEE-YUHHH!!" THEN I WAS LIKE "OHMAHGAH!!!"
by Cassizzle:D August 21, 2010
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1. Another name that stoners use when their around non-stoners and their trying to keep the fact that they smoke ganjah secret

2. When two stoners who dont believe in love but believe in the love of weed
1. Dude did you bring the cereal cause i could use the sugar rush

2. Lj I cereal you so much I cereal you to Erica
by purpleflowerchiq16 July 26, 2009
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when something is so serious it tranfers into breakfast.
person 1: 'oh my god, are you being cereal?'
person 2: 'i'm being deadly cornflakes.'

person 1: 'i'm pregnant'
person 2: 'cereal?'
person 1: 'full english breakfast'
by jedwardchicken September 15, 2011
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1. Nickname for the single sexiest guy on the planet. esp. Special K.
Y: OMG! Cereal just looked at you again!!
M: sigh. I love cereal...

U: I had Special K this weekend!
M: EXCUSE ME??? WTF???
U: I MEANT THE CEREAL!
M: Do you mean THE cereal?? or MY cereal???
U: THE!
M: Oh... phew. you had me scared for a minute.
U: LMAO
by luvinmesumspecialK November 19, 2008
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A pleasant and less crude way of mentioning sex. Often used by people that don’t want to publicly speak about sex and adult behaviour.
Susan had cereal last night, I couldn’t believe it. I wonder if she’ll have it in the morning as well.
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The threatening voicemail from a legal representation scam which promises "the local cops", utilizing a poorly educated robot who not only doesn't know your name, but also none of the specifics on your "4 serious allegations", yet closes with a pleasant "thank you!"
My blocked numbers are clogged with cereal, just like my arteries
by NativityNinja August 24, 2018
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