celery tits

A man with large peps (pepperoni nipples) and likes dick up his ass.

Celery tits loves his broccoli tits with all his heart.

by Fluffymckeown February 21, 2014

raging celery

A sexual position in which the girl crunches out a massive dookie and the guy spreads it on to a stick of celery and they both enjoy it together.

A girl takes a shit during sex with a bag of celery waiting on the side. They both spread it onto the celery and enjoy the raging celery together.

by klalauej January 11, 2010

Celery Fingers

Large clumsy fingers that are bad for drawing and writing.

Man Stephanie sure has Celery Fingers. Look how big they are!

by LOffice2 March 11, 2010

Celery Stalk

A vegetative patient who has lost consciousness for a long period of time.

Ever since the accident 2 years ago Samantha has been a Celery Stalk

by Mentro February 9, 2019

Mortal Celery State

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

by chonboi January 21, 2009

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011

burnt piece of celery

Its when you hate someone so much but you don't have a good comeback

Sarah- I'm so cool
Dave- no you're not you fucking burnt piece of celery

by Jakepaul4lyfe October 18, 2017