crewe

Once at the forefront of the railway industry, Crewe is now the chav capital of the world.
The town also has:
One of the worst performing NHS hospitals
A college catering for chavs doing hairdressing and over 1000 students with Downs syndrome
A live music venue hailed as the UK's center for tribute bands
A nationally acclaimed soccer club for producing violent drunken psychopaths
2 Macdonalds, 1 KFC
And the greatest density of polish immigrants in the country (why the fuck they would want to come to Crewe remains a mystery)

"The cinema in Hanley sucks, wanna go the one in crewe?"
"Are you out of your fucking mind?"

by Anonymous2501 December 3, 2007

Cheewee

Often used in the north country around plattsburgh,ny. Means trailertrash. Usually found in wiggletown plattsburgh, Altona, Ellenburgh, and most of all Snandish, nothing but cheewees with creatures crawling in there hair that lets their 3 year old children play in the road!

1.Ewww, look those cheeweees from standish.
2. That fucking disgusting!!
3. Do you see those bugs in that fat guys hair!?!!?
1.Yeah I do late get out of this trashy town!!!

by Chase_Elite05 September 5, 2016

chewed my nuts

to recieve a bollocking or a dressing down, to have your nuts chewed or "he chewed my nuts off"

The boss called me into the office to chew my nuts.
he really went to to.wn and chewed my nuts off

by gasmixman January 14, 2006

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 25, 2008

chewer

someone who sucks a lot of penis. tends to be used by black males, used towards black females.

yea man. she a chewer!

by Lorenaa Babyy January 26, 2011

Chewed Orange

A soreness of the arse-hole after excessive use.

1. She had an arse like a chewed orange by the time i'd finished with her.

2. (Whilst suffering with diarrhea) I've got an arse like a chewed orange.

by jonidee May 17, 2007

Chewed like food

To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.

I shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, I have to work in 20 minutes and I'm chewed like food.

by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011