Caterpillar Battles

The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.

"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."

"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."

by LubedFerret February 28, 2014

caterpillar chicken

A chicken shaped hamburger that eats fried 🧀

I sure love that silly caterpillar chicken.

by Sissybabe May 28, 2017

caterpillar rail

The fattest, widest, roundest line of cocaine you could possibly do in one swift motion.

Arie couldn’t see straight after completing that fat white caterpillar rail off the porcelain sink in the men’s bathroom at that shitty dive bar in Jamaica.

by Flaco4ever July 9, 2018

caterpillar toe

Savannah has it

Savannah has a very disturbing caterpillar toe

by Loganthejunior February 6, 2019

Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath

When a girl is sucking a long hairy penis and her breath smells like hot dick cheese

Jeff: Man have you talked to Shelby today?
Toby: No, why?
Jeff: Dude, she had mad Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath.

by Arby’s Seafood Bar February 13, 2020

Caterpillar’d

When you pin someone down and fart in their mouth

Al, if you touch me again, I’m gonna Caterpillar’d the fuck outta you

by Brokkake June 17, 2020

Caterpillar Clench

In other words the vaigina as a grabbing tool.

We went on a date and I got my Johnson caught in her Caterpillar Clench, no complaints

by The Gitfiddl3r May 24, 2021