Cat

pieces of fluff that sleep and push things off tables and counters, that is it

Isaac: what happened
Josh: my cat pushed a piece of scissors of the shelf cutting a wire making my daughters life support to fail
Isaac: lol get nae naed

by Tobyvenom August 16, 2020

Cat

A animal that dogs chase, People keep as a pet, chases mice, Scratches stuff, and meows

Dude: Awww my cat is adorable, WAIT DON'T CHASE HIM!

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019

Cat

a furry, cute pet that eats your food and sleeps all day.

MEOW! *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* a cat is a great thing. Sometimes.

by Conderpius April 11, 2015

Cat

A spy weapon that shoots lasers

My cat is cool

by Colorx bleach June 13, 2017

Cat

The look of a cute furry animal but the personality of an assassin

Dude did you see that cat?
Yeah it tried to kill us!

by Crazycatlady April 30, 2013

Cat

Cute balls of fluff who may murder you in your sleep.
A.K.A Felines

Friend 1: Where is he? He didn't come to work!
Friend 2: His cat murdered him.
Friend 1: Oh ok.

by DAVID BAE TENNANT March 15, 2015

Cat

A dumb animal that will bite you once you stop petting it. But THEY ARE SO FLUFFY. They lay around doing nothing except for thinking about taking over the world and killing dogs

It is a nice source of comfort and very very cute. a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

by Ham kitty October 10, 2017