Fidel Castro

fidel castro is a common reference made towards people who think they are really cool and funny, but in actuality, they are not. when a "fidel castro" is spotted, it is usually quite hilarious because their stupidity is actually able to be seen by the human eye. it's like an aura. and, as most of us now, people really that dumb, are just plain HILARIOUS to look at. their very existance makes me want to weep tears of apathy.

elitis, or define this more clearly, a person who really sucks.

by danelle April 10, 2005

fidel castro

Evil old dictator who enjoys dressing up like a soldier and smoking cigars... Can't wait till he dies so I can party all night long.

Fidel Castro should die soon.

by bubba November 13, 2003

fidel castro

loser,nobody,the bottom of the scum barrel.

he's a real fidel castro motherfucker!

by dslman22 November 4, 2003

Castroted

The act of cutting off someone's balls with broken glass.

It is a reference to the gruesome murder of Carlos Castro by Renato Seabra in New York City, in which his testicles were cut off with broken wine glass. Therefore, Carlos Castro was castroted.

Guy #1: Did you hear about Tim?! Someone cut off his balls!
Guy #2: I heard, they didn't just cut off his balls though... they castroted him.
Guy #1: Broken glass?!
Guy #2: Yes, sir.

by CanYouPleaseRepeatThat? January 15, 2011

fidel castro

World’s longest ruling dictator. Transformed Cuba in a prison where people risk their lifes to escape.

If Fidel Castro's government is so good like the Left says, why cubans are not allowed to vote for president or to leave the country?

by fuckTheUN August 21, 2003

Sneaky Castro

To perform oral sex on a woman with a Castro like beard to tikle her inner tighs and her ass(you must grow one or buy one, borrowing is not a good idea.). When the woman is reaching climax then insert a cuban cigar between the beard and into her ass("sneaky"). If you don't have a cigar handy use you finger(extra sneaky).

The last time I gave her a Sneaky Castro, I had to be hosed down.

by Urljam December 19, 2006

Castro

The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.

Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.

by Chris September 4, 2005