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Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.
I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!
by PannyRipper May 22, 2024
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Carvered

When your original plan is hijacked by a pair of enablers, who turns the short time together into a well-stocked liver testing experiment.
They don't just drop in or join you, they strategically engineer a night that you won't remember. They give you the "liquid courage" you need to keep going and make bad decisions.
We were planning on a nice little brunch, but we got Carvered and woke up the next morning face down on the floor next to an empty box of frozen White Castle burgers and a thousand dollar bar receipt from the St. Regis.

I have never spent so much to hear music as I did on touch-tunes the night we got Carvered.
by Capt Dave O September 23, 2025
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cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.
I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!
by PannyRipper April 24, 2024
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carver points

Points used to get dabbed up or kuckels
Trying to hit my juul i wanna get more carver points Aiden
by Lil glock September 17, 2019
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Jason carver

an absolute bitch with a good actor

This idiot tried to kill eddie munson and lucas sinclair in stranger things

Then he split in half and died
Bob: "I feel like I am gonna split in half"
Kevin: "like jason carver?"
by Luke124 July 16, 2022
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George Washington Carver

A statue of the first President of The United States George Washington carving a statue of Darwin the monkey
by Triceritops III June 14, 2024
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Knight Carver

An extremely homosexual person, who shows many homo like tendancies.

Someone you want to avoid unless you are into that type of thing, BUT STUFF.....
Person 1: Lol, that guy is such a Knight Carver
Person 2: Fo sho
by B Rocking ur world January 1, 2009
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