Carsons have big dicks and will fuck you hard. But they also chill asf and funny asf. If you meet a carson in life, fuck them.
by mayaaaaalovesdick September 14, 2017
by GyroBroYT October 30, 2017
1) Verb meaning to take a golf club and swat at someone's testicles (ala Johnny Carson)
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.
1)I passed out on the floor of my frat house and awoke just before Weber gave me a carson. I fled through the pantry door with my morning wood intact.
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?
by Pantaloon January 9, 2008
Carson is the kind of friend everyone needs in there life. His life is basically one big Meme. He might be a bit quiet, but once he opens up, he will be the life of the party. He will always try to make you laugh and overall a bit of a goofball. On the surface he might seem self centered, but deep down he would do anything for you. A Carson is a friend to keep!
by Lol_my_name_is_carson October 17, 2019
The ghetto place where all the Los Angeles food snobs go to. About seventy five percent of the people here are Mexican, black and Samoan and are fat blobs just like the blob in the movie "X-Men Origins Wolverine". It has all the fast food restaurants such as McDonald's, Jack in the Box, Wendy's and more. So if you are a big junk food addict then come to Carson.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm hungry where do ya wanta eat?
Guy 2: Yo, lets go to a restaurant in Carson where we both can eat some fries and a juicy ass burger.
Guy 1: Hell yeah!!! Lets go!!!
Guy 2: Yo, lets go to a restaurant in Carson where we both can eat some fries and a juicy ass burger.
Guy 1: Hell yeah!!! Lets go!!!
by AdomC May 4, 2015
If you have a son named Carson... He's Smart, Loyal, Nice, kind, love able, Cares for his family and siblings if you have a Carson in your life that's going through a hard time and scared to say there Gay or Bisexual or Strait Say you will never be mad at you my son i promise
Alan- Hey son whats the Matter?
Carson-I'm scared to tell father that i'm gay and have a boy-
Alan- Do you want me to tell your father dear?
Carson-Please papa and i love you and father^^
Alan: we love you to dear
Carson-I'm scared to tell father that i'm gay and have a boy-
Alan- Do you want me to tell your father dear?
Carson-Please papa and i love you and father^^
Alan: we love you to dear
by Alan Katsuki January 31, 2022
A Carson is someone with fantastic sense of style and taste when it comes to fashion. Their outfits are always the most gorgeous you'll ever see. You will sometimes even hear Carson described as a 'style-superstar'
Person 1: Wow look at his clothes he must be a Carson!
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely a style superstar
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely a style superstar
by carsonkfan2 October 31, 2020