Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.

Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.

by Moses October 13, 2003

Carrot

A long lost race of cavemen who had orange hair and were named Eric. These cavemen were extincy because people beleived they looked like domesticated plants so they sprayed fertilizer all over them and ate them delightfully with no disregard of erics feelings sorry fuckface!

This is madness....NO!!! THIS IS "CARROT"
KHAYYYYY

by blehblehh January 22, 2009

Carrot

It’s ... ummm... yea.. just a carrot

It’s orange and stuff

Pretty cool

Yep ... that’s about it

Woah look at that .... cArRot.

by It’sjustmeee February 13, 2019

Carroting

A stage term you use when you are about to preform. You get a layer of orange on your face so you wont look pale.

You can use foundation for this or a bad fake tan. Only pale or light skinned people will need to use this method.

You will most likely look like trump. But for you its only temporary.

“I think I’ll look very pale on stage!”
“Thats why we’ll be carroting everyone.”

by Notice_me_senpai July 5, 2020

Carrot

A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting

Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”

by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021

carrot

how the fuck do you not know what a fucking carrot is! if you dont know what a carrot is you are a a nonce

look a carrot said jimmy whats a carrot said tommy . TOMMY IS A NONCE

by a60yearoldpedo May 14, 2020

carrot

a vegetable thrown at a nasty hoe who got cheated on.

Girl at school: “did you see that”

Other girl at school: “ yeah that was a carrot”

by ava609 March 29, 2020