SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.

Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022

Paul carlson

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.

Paul Carlson is like a bull, rock hard and fat enough to please all those heffers!

by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023

Josh Carlson

Sleeps like a woman

My gf does the Josh Carlson

by Rob Carlson January 7, 2021

Carlson (3D)

A game made by Dani that is still in deplovment

Dani:Oh so you don’t know what Carlson (3D) is?

by SUB2DANI November 4, 2021

Hot Carlson

A huge steaming turd

Dan: Dude I just left a Hot Carlson in that Wendy’s bathroom.

by Dirty Mike and the Fellas September 2, 2023

Keanna Carlson

HUGE SLUT. So basically if you want some action, call her up.

Boy 1: I feel like getting laid tonight.

Boy 2: Call up Keanna Carlson, she'll do anything.

Keanna: Mmmmmbaby. ;)

by Yahtrickkk. November 18, 2010

Seth carlson

anyone with this name pulls so many bitches. like he has W rizz.

person 1: hey is your name seth carlson?
person 2: yeah it is, why
person 1: i can tell. you definitely pull so many bitches. probably have hoes on each side
person 2: omg how did you know??

by random837 December 18, 2022