SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.
SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds
Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022

by Gavin bbb November 21, 2020

carlson: i’m heading to subway, y’all want anything?
innocent bystander: veggie delight please
carlson: a man with class you are
innocent bystander: veggie delight please
carlson: a man with class you are
by squelchnghh November 21, 2021

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.
by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023

Boy 1: I feel like getting laid tonight.
Boy 2: Call up Keanna Carlson, she'll do anything.
Keanna: Mmmmmbaby. ;)
Boy 2: Call up Keanna Carlson, she'll do anything.
Keanna: Mmmmmbaby. ;)
by Yahtrickkk. November 21, 2010

oh my god its everywhere
Person 1: yo bro you seen that new femboy function>
Person 2: yeah 182 carlson place
Person 1: factssssssssssssss
Person 2: yeah 182 carlson place
Person 1: factssssssssssssss
by wheezeeeeeeeeamogus July 23, 2024

He carlsoned the shit out of that door!
by Meatlegend July 25, 2022
