Captain Cockstar

a five o clock cocktail consisting of: Captain Morgan's original spiced rum, Coca Cola, and rockstar, delicious on the rocks, with exactly five ice cubes. Invented by curtis siebaneller in fort collins, colorado.

Shit man, I be sipping on that captain cockstar, getting mad faded,

by 310 Cockstars August 27, 2007

Captain CupN’Sniff

A guy who secretly cups his farts and smells them In private

Tony over in HR acts all proper you know he’s a Captain CupN’Sniff

by Badger girl 317 April 4, 2022

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch

1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.

"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)

by Cap'n Dictionary January 17, 2008

Captain Crunch

The most famous phreak of all time, who discovered that the whistles that came in boxes of Captain Crunch cereal emitted perfect 2600 Hz tones. 2600Hz was the frequency used by Bell's switching systems to indicate a trunk being freed. By sending 2600Hz after making a call to a WATs line after they hung up, you could trick the phone network into giving you another dial tone, on which you are not charged. You could then send MF tones to dial your second (free) call. Steve Wozniac, co-founder of apple computer supposedly used this trick to prank the pope without paying anything or being at all traceable. None of this stuff works anymore, of course.

Captain Crunch whistles are now sold out of the back of 2600 magazines for $99. But they don't actually do anything anymore.

by W8Something November 6, 2004

Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.

We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.

by The Bizzle October 7, 2004

Captain Cohad

Captain Ahab's nephew's horse, known for being wider than he is long. Also, pseudonym of Little Mikey from Life cereal

Who is that? Captain Cohad, new guy.

by PriapicExpectations March 12, 2015

captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.

Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out

by Autterbox January 18, 2017