canaled

to be fucked inbetween the breasts, the cum then runs down into her mouth. (like a canal)

yeah man i canaled her last night

by genobenben September 26, 2010

Double Douche Canoe

Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.

You're a real double douche canoe.

by harlequinxx July 30, 2010

candlemass

candlemass is a doom band from the 80s. they picked up where black sabbath left off, they mixed sabbath's slow, drop D guitar riffs with operatic vocals like those found in Carmina b
Burana. truly a pioneer of the doom metal genre

"im sitting here alone in darkness waiting to be free,lonely and forlorn i am crying"
candlemass album Epicus Doomicus Metallicus

by Triv666 October 20, 2008

Sausage Candle

Sausage candle. if u listen to Glass Animals you probably know that sausage candles are the best choice of lyrics in history. You take ze candle and put ze sausage in it and then worship the sausage until you dramatically summon Dave Bayley as he will bring u more candle sausage.

“Smells good up here
Yeah, it's the candle, yo it's uh
Sausage candle“

by _junip3r January 27, 2021

Douche Canoe

The vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Douchery’s to celebrate Douchemas.

*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.

by ThisOldSoul December 22, 2018

Shit Candle

The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.

Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.

by Appled January 8, 2014

Canoe Club

Military term that refers to a group of people who actively participate in canoeing.

Except canoeing refers to splitting open the heads of enemy combatants so it looks like a canoe.

Damn dude, good to see you joined the canoe club frfr.

by Eroc letni March 31, 2022