When you see a sexy female and you want to say something but you don't because you don't want to get shot down in front of people or shot down period.

When you freeze up and don't know how to act when you see a gorgeous girl you even start acting a bit nerdy as a side effect.
Girl walks past you, shes the most beautiful girl you have ever seen,then The Cannon comes in where you turn stare smile throw a head nod and then turn around and don't do anything.

Girl walks past sexy as can be, you turn see her and then start rattling off math or scientific terms that pushes her away causing The Cannon.
by KiDLazY April 12, 2011
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The act of taking a large dump in a female`s vagina then proceeding to use your fist and or penis to pack the fecal mass deep inside the cavity.
Jill was feeling very creative last night, so we did the cannon.
by Lando Comando 25 November 26, 2008
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made by an awesome hayes, means overuse ud WAY too much and sucks alot hahaha
wow i feel sorry for that cannone
by RYAN HAYES!! August 26, 2008
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getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.
Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.
by Tim April 27, 2004
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When you shoot your cum onto a girl's chest
Wade Booth: My Girlfriend was giving me a hand job for 10 minutes. She bet I couldnt cum.

Lets Just say I gave her the Cannon
by NoongaWoonga June 17, 2011
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An over-circumcised penis, with the entire head removed. A penis with no helmet.
Why does a 25 year old American male think that Jewish people walk around with cannons in their pants?
by Flavavitz November 24, 2006
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When a mechanic has no ability to troubleshoot a problem. Instead shoots the "parts cannon" at the problem. He ends up replacing every component in the system in hopes of fixing whatever was causing the problem. A complete waste of material and labor.
Customer: My breaks are squeaking.
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!
by flying July 1, 2012
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