cannon

1. (n.) The future Philadelphia Flyers captain who blasts anyone in his way, via bruising body checks, fists of fury, or delivers blazing shots and sick nasty deke moves.

2. (v.) To violently blast someone in hockey, possibly breaking their face with sheer awesomeness.

3. (adj.) The quality of awesomeness, all-being, and unstoppable power, drive and determination that will stop at nothing to win and destroy the enemy.

Richards is Cannon, and the Philadelphia Flyers are Goon Squad Central. They will cannon fools in the face this year.

by Molten Funk December 15, 2007

cannon

Old school term for a skilled pickpocket.

"Stumpy is a real class cannon - he can clean out a vic's pockets faster than a flatfoot can eat a donut!"

by VerbalGimp May 14, 2007

cannon

A large calibre handgun that is much more powerful then what is necessary for self defense, and carried as a phallic symbol. Examples include the: .44 magnum, .45 ACP, .45 GAP, 454 Casull, 460 Remington, .50 AE, or a 50 SW.

I pulled my cannon, and fired six shots.

by Robertino October 17, 2005

cannon

big round booty

(girl with big butt walks by)

De'von: She got a CANNON!

by champagneforever July 11, 2008

cannons

a person whose guns have outgrown the word 'gun', and become known as cannons

andy: get a load of the guns on mr d
steve: those arent guns, those are fkn CANNONS!

by holmesinho January 23, 2007

Cannonator

The Destroyer Of Hopes And Dreams. Notorious For Bad Grades.

Steve: The Wrath Of The Cannonator Was Unleashed When We All Failed Without Knowing It!!!

John: DAMN YOU CANNONATOR!!!!!1

by DirtyDanPinheadLarry May 17, 2010

cannon

When dumb people are describing 'canon', (the material accepted as officially part of the story in an individual universe of that story) they refer to it as 'cannon'.

Dave: Is that in the original story?
Mark: Just deal with it, it's cannon
Dave: You mean canon?
Mark: No I mean cannon! Boom!
Dave: *shakes his head*

by ItsCannon September 3, 2015