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Bed Calzone

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep
Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone
by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020
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The Hot Calzone

When a man stuffs his balls into a woman's butthole.
Believe it or not, she let me give her The Hot Calzone on our first date.
by Thehotcalzone November 6, 2025
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calzone cunt

A vagina that looks exactly like a calzone. Normally a meat calzone
Ye it was an alright night with Emma but , I tell you what it wasnt great...pumping her calzone cunt
by KegLegKevin September 10, 2018
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Calzoned

When a girl doesn’t want a relationship with you but she lets you eat her out.
My man Jim totally got calzoned by that Italicization chick he met at the party.
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sexy calzone

An attractive or appetizing female reproductive entrance.
Damn man, I hella went down on Ashley's Sexy Calzone last night.
by AnswersBoiii December 17, 2016
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Calzone Cock

When your Penis is folded over and bleeding, it looks like a folded Pizza.
“He woke up to find he had a really bad Calzone Cock”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”
by Big Arv March 23, 2021
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Calzone

Before penetration, begin tossing pizza dough to land onto your penis, and proceed to spit the tomato sauce you’ve had held in your mouth onto your dough covered weiner to use as lube and you complete the Calzone by finally putting it in creating a delicious masterpiece!
Hey baby, i got some pizza stuff for tonight, maybe we can do the calzone finally tonight
by BBBlanks November 21, 2020
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