To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.
Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
by michelledomination March 3, 2016
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by Gg345 January 28, 2013
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Girl 1: OMG, did you just hear what Calypso just said?
Girl 2: She appears to be suffering from a bit of foot-in-mouth syndrome.
Girl 1: Oh well, at least she always makes up for it.
Girl 2: She appears to be suffering from a bit of foot-in-mouth syndrome.
Girl 1: Oh well, at least she always makes up for it.
by Mika99 July 30, 2012
Get the Calypso mug.Like a palindrome, a calendrome is a date that appears the same whether read backward or forward, i.e., 1.12.11.
by Cutters79 January 21, 2010
Get the calendrome mug.Cadyn is a beautiful, smart, funny, kind, and unique girl. She’s brave and tough when she has to be and doesn’t put up with anyone’s crap. But she is also kind and will always make you laugh and make you feel better when you’ve had a bad day. She has the most beautiful eyes you’ll ever see. She loves animals more than people and knows more about the office than anyone else. She has the best laugh and the best voice. Once you get to know her you can’t believe there really is someone that perfect and you can’t imagine her not being in your life. Best Friend.
My best friend Cadyn just won a million dollars from Office trivia and built an animal shelter with it!
by Depressedpotatofarmer25 January 27, 2020
Get the Cadyn mug.A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.
Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
by nearly civilized January 5, 2010
Get the stalker calendar mug.1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010
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