callington

A averagely sized town in which is full of chavs and pikeys and occasionally some gypsys around about october.
main headquarters of a calllington would be:

-PARK

-TCP

-TESCO

-KABAB

What a typical CALLINGTON lad a.k.a Top Boii

"Mate, you wanna come up Park for some shotties, then go down chippy?"..."yes meeht, shotties on!"

by Yes Mehht March 19, 2011

Calandra

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.

Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.

by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

by Frankie2times September 16, 2016

Callado

An idiotic act to cause a somewhat serious conversation turn into a stupid irrelevant conversation.

Example 1

Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado

Example 2

Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.

by His name is George September 5, 2013

Cailan

A very sweet, loving guy who loves mac and cheese and his girlfriend. He is very athletic and usually tall. (That doesn't mean you're short. It just means that he is extra tall.) He is surrounded by lots of people that care about and love him. But he always has that one somewhat toxic friend with a J name. He likes dogs and is a big nerd. He will ball you up in basketball any day. He is very lovable and once you have him, he becomes your whole world and you love him with all your heart and limbic system. He is very attractive and handsome even though he refuses to admit it. He is "always right" and always seems to prove you wrong even when you have factual evidence. But, you will always love him and are very lucky to have him in your life.

"I love you Cailan, with all my heart and limbic system."

by Burrito <3 May 19, 2020

Calladine

Somebody that always wears a light blue coat dispite everyone asking the person not to. The light blue coat is sacred to the Calladine and therefore they cant take it off without permission from the spooch (master).

That Calladine is wearing that damn light blue coat again! Really grinds my gears!

by Sideshow Martin January 27, 2011

Callahan Theory

The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.

Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"

by MickWhop July 23, 2012