Christian Calendar

The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays

The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.

On the Christian Calendar Easter is a season instead of just one day.

by scubarev May 2, 2006

Plantation calendar

The Calendar was created for a new more Heavener American Kingdom on earth. Used exclusively on the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." The year 1999 was flipped to create 1666. This secret calendar was synchronized and moved forward from that year. In the peaceful Heavener Plantation zone, it is the year 1688, while on this lawless earth it is 2022. In eleven years it will be 2033 on earth, while in the Plantation zone will mark the turn of another century at 1699. Another chosen one will show up in that year.

The creation of the top-secret Plantation calendar in 1999 was not declassified until 2017.

by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022

Gregorian calendar

The standard calendar used just about everywhere in the world today. Your wall calendar almost certainly shows dates in the Gregorian calendar.

This program converts dates from the Jewish calendar to the Gregorian calendar.

by Juuitchan September 24, 2005

Advent calendar

A calendar used to countdown to Christmas Day. Each day you will get a small gift (chocolate, pocket money, etc.)

I want an Advent calendar.

by RoseCandyFloss December 3, 2014

Mayan Calendar

An utter disappointment

Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.

by Ras Barry December 11, 2018

Jew Calendar

A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.

Before we go out let me check my Jew calendar and see if we can get a free or cheap meal.

by Juls309 March 16, 2015

Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.

Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.

by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022