When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.
"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!
by DJ-RT October 8, 2008
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a term used to describe someone who is suffering from symptoms of memory loss or disconnection from society - oblivious to his surroundings
by transamjim March 8, 2011
Get the clagged mug.*Kinky role play in which both partners dress and speak like the previous actor, Nicholas Cage.
"I'm gonna steal your Dick-laration of Independence."
"I'm gonna steal your Dick-laration of Independence."
by mintpenny March 1, 2017
Get the Caged mug.1. A term used to refer to when Nicolas Cage burns you.
2. A term used to refer to having been beat physically by Nicolas Cage.
3. A term used to refer to having gotten the Declaration of Independence stolen well you're on watch especially by Nicolas Cage.
2. A term used to refer to having been beat physically by Nicolas Cage.
3. A term used to refer to having gotten the Declaration of Independence stolen well you're on watch especially by Nicolas Cage.
1. *Nicolas Cage talking*...That's what I was doing to your mom last night! *Laughs manically* That's right you've just been...CAGED!
2. *Well trying to mug Nicolas Cage*
You: Give me your money!
Nick Cage: What the hell man! *Kicks you in the groin*
And don't ever come around hear again!
You: *Stares in horror* I...I'm sorry.
Nick Cage: It's fine I forgive you for you've just been...CAGED!
3. Head of security: Where's the Declaration Of Independence Gary?
Gary: I...I...
Head of security: I said WHERE'S THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GARY?
Gary: Well that actor from Gone in 60 Seconds walked in and, well, he caged me.
Head of Security: That's the 3rd time this week! I have had enough of your incompetence Gary *Morphs into Donald Trump* You're fired!
2. *Well trying to mug Nicolas Cage*
You: Give me your money!
Nick Cage: What the hell man! *Kicks you in the groin*
And don't ever come around hear again!
You: *Stares in horror* I...I'm sorry.
Nick Cage: It's fine I forgive you for you've just been...CAGED!
3. Head of security: Where's the Declaration Of Independence Gary?
Gary: I...I...
Head of security: I said WHERE'S THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GARY?
Gary: Well that actor from Gone in 60 Seconds walked in and, well, he caged me.
Head of Security: That's the 3rd time this week! I have had enough of your incompetence Gary *Morphs into Donald Trump* You're fired!
by 515That One Guy June 17, 2018
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if you have yoinked it, it has been cadged
and the ownership is yours
if you have yoinked it, it has been cadged
and the ownership is yours
I cadged you chocolate bar
by yorkshiredave February 11, 2012
Get the cadged mug.1. To be screwed over by quick-time events or stupid story decisions made seemingly for you in games where decisions determine everything, like Telltale games or Until Dawn.
2. To be screwed over by a choice made in a David Cage game.
Named after David Cage, a man who made some of the most influential games in the decision-based story centered video game genre (Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human)
2. To be screwed over by a choice made in a David Cage game.
Named after David Cage, a man who made some of the most influential games in the decision-based story centered video game genre (Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human)
Jerma, after failing to hold down R1 and square at the same time and failing a quick time event: Did I just get Caged?
by goiky January 8, 2020
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