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Canuck fans

A bunch of twin loving freaks who cheer for the Vancouver Canucks and think their teams the greatest in the world, even though they have never won a cup in franchise history. The most disrespectful, classless fans in the league (Eg. shine laser pointers in opposing teams goalies eyes).
Billy: That group of people is spitting on old people
John: Must be Canuck fans
by kurtisp6969 March 25, 2011
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casucks

the term used for the canucks when they are just plain sucking!
casucks can't make it to the playoffs! not if they keep casucking like this!
by coca October 30, 2003
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teasing the Canuck

a synonym for edging - the practice of prolonging orgasm during masturbation. Used only in reference to masturbation involving the male member (e.g. the Canuck)
I had been jerking off for hours, but decided to keep teasing the Canuck until I shot a massive load.
by weyus August 7, 2011
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Vancouver Canucks

A perennial disappointment with the most pathetic fan base of any half-decent professional sports team in North America.
Edmonton Oilers fans cheer harder for their last place team than Vancouver Canucks fans do in game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals.
by Paul Coffey March 24, 2011
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Canuckistanian

A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.
I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."

"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"

"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"

"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."

"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"

"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."
by Tarin_Yote August 24, 2006
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vancouver canucks

a team thats plays in western canada and cannot beat the chicago blackhawks in the second round. Blackhawks stanley cup champs 2010.
hey man the vancouver canucks are in the playoffs

who are the facing

the blackhawks

i guess that the world will know that luu is overrated and can't be toews and kaner.
by thecakes August 8, 2010
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Canuckary

Bob and Doug Mackenzie frequently were involved in Canuckary
by Mr. Lord Stanley October 28, 2009
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