Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024

cumming in my mouth

Used for when someone says something that you were about to say. Like "took the words out of my mouth." The term originated on Instagram in early 2026.

Person 1, who feels like they have to eat: Man, we should go get some Taco Bell.
Person 2, who also has to eat: Wow, you were literally just cumming in my mouth.

by vortexcreationz January 30, 2026

cumming in my mouth

Used when someone says something you were about to say. Like "took the words out of my mouth." The term originated on Instagram in early 2026.

Person 1, who feels like they have to eat: Man, we should get some Taco Bell.
Person 2, who also has to eat: Wow, you were literally just cumming in my mouth.

by vortexcreationz January 30, 2026

cumming circle

When you get into a circle with your boys, and jelq that glock glock until completion (unstoppable).

"can we get a cumming circle going boys, don't let adrian in, he finished too fast last time."

"last nights cumming circle was great, gam gam was a great addition!"

by GibLuc March 4, 2025

ryan cumming

A kid who loves his last name

Ryan cumming

Ryan Cumming

by Tebowgator December 27, 2013

Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Christmas Cumming

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!

'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!

by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020