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Cumstant

An amount of time whose length is approximately the time it takes for a man to prematurely ejaculate (between one and a couple dozen pumps).
I met this girl at the bar yesterday, and I got her number in a cumstant!
by July_ April 17, 2022
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Cum Stain

A derogatory phrase used to berate or otherwise castigate another male as to make him feel inferior to other males or to put him in his place. This phrase almost always alludes to the other male as belonging to a different sexual orientation (ie homosexual). This phrase is usually uttered in a heated conversation.
Listen you F**king Cum Stain. Why don't you go suck another couple hundred cocks before you try to run off at the mouth to me. Do you know who I am?
by JayWhiz July 15, 2009
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Upper lip cum stain

it a derogatory to example what an ass or bitch your being like a guy who miss the chick's mouth when he was cuming and let her past out with the cum still on her upper lip.
Art: You were such a damn upper lip cum stain, for not waiting for me

Joni: Sorry, I tired to text you but your phone is being an upper lip cum stain again
by Art Valentine November 2, 2012
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derogatoryword, used to insult some wierd fullah who did some wierd shit
you hog breath cum stain fuck nut!! why would you do your sister like that?
by bobbyjones@hotmail.com August 2, 2006
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cum stain

i had a cum stain on my black t-shirt, i banged her in that mini skirt
by jen December 16, 2003
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textbook cum-stain

A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.
I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
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Cum stain

A white stained commonly found on men’s underwear and panties also bedsheets
by Pubic October 25, 2018
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