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Donovan Wong is a cretin.
Cretin by Hdhd123hd May 20, 2022
Definition- a person called Sam humberstone, who thinks he’s smart but is actually a massive creep and thinks he’s the billy big bollocks but actually got fucked up by a woman 2-3 years younger than him
Person 1- your such a cretin

Person 2- you mean a sam Humberstone
Cretin by R.marsh64 May 23, 2022
A lanky unintelligent man of French origin. His social ineptitude is baffling. They are tall in stature and lack hand eye coordination. They often obsess over football and ignore their mates. In looking for love they often look for Cretinas (their female counterpart.) which they impress with their horse cock.
That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?

Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?

David Goggins.
Cretin by Jocelyn de Moubray November 20, 2022
A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard
person: “oh look, there’s phoebe, she looks like a right cretin today”
cretin by JDHartley May 25, 2023
A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard
person: “oh look, there’s phoebe, she looks like a right cretin today”
cretin by JDHartley May 25, 2023

Cretin/kretin

A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word
Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "