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Cremé de la penis

Girls don’t want cum, they want Cremé de la Penis
by ThyMemethOfGythavil March 31, 2019
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creme de la merd

The best of the worst.

(From the French saying, "creme de la creme," except that it means "cream of the shit")
Taco Bell is the creme de la merd of late night fast food dining.
by Anomaly September 24, 2005
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Crème Fraiche

A 'secret' semen cooking ingredient that is used when women can't help jack you off.
And we are going to top that frittata off with a little Crème Fraiche. Ohhh yeah feels sooo good!
by terminator7 November 21, 2010
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Creme Brulee

A Creme Brulee (or for the fancy and correct - Crème brûlée) occurs when you ejaculate in your partners mouth and they hold it without swallowing, then you throw pepper in their face until they sneeze and explode a spray of creme brulee all over you.
John blew in Alice's mouth then threw pepper in her face until Alice sneezed an awesome Creme Brulee all over John's happy waiting face.
by Bruleemaster2 April 7, 2010
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creme brugay

A creme brulee dish served on the west coast that is covered with man butter.
Alecia usually orders the cheesecake but for some reason the thought of biting into a warm creme brugay and having man butter shoot down her thought seemed more applealing on a cold day.
by forge October 12, 2008
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Crème of Melon

When a young male in his experimental stage begins intercourse with a microwaved melon and as he is about to ejaculate his mother and/or sister walk into the room, the young male then pulls his erect penis out in shame and fear and glazes his mother and/or sister. Maxou Gibeault 2017
"Hey Jim what's wrong you're looking a little white" Jim: "yeah dude I crème of meloned my mom last night"
by Maxipad skirtrash February 4, 2017
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Creme-Filled Donut

A Creme-Filled Donut is when one to five males ejaculate into a tube sock that has a small hole at the tip of it. Then, taking the tube sock and striking an unsuspecting victim in the face, causing the seman to splatter, resembling someone being hit in the face with a creme-filled donut.
I gave Tom a creme-filled donut last night at Steves house.
by D.M.S December 5, 2009
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