crayon complex

A condition of baffling immaturity. Someone who just cannot let go of something and grow up. The term comes from the hypothetical situation of someone who has had their crayon stolen in the 2nd grade and they haven't gotten over it since.

The people who get picked on in school and then get a position of power to abuse people later in life could be said to have a crayon complex.

Someone who uses childhood trauma as an excuse to be a peace of shit later.

I can't believe he still brings that up, he has such a crayon complex.

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

crayon crew

Basically just a term for insulting, means the person you are insulting is retarded or just slow.

"Look, here comes the crayon crew!"

by Steven May 13, 2005

crayon box

A house where a group of peoples congregate to use and/or buy drugs.

James went to the crayon box to turn bread to toast.

by gram stacker October 18, 2008

crayon crew

Special needs class. See also short bus.

You're joining the crayon crew?

by alt April 10, 2005

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

Crayon Muncher

a retard

rufio a boy who lives in newbrige soulthwales vallies

by beanfarmer July 16, 2003

crayon chewer

Someone who is extremely stupid, so stupid, in fact, that they eat crayons. This could also be a person who enjoys eating paste or other generally retarded actions. This term is generally used as an insult when arguing with someone to point out how stupid what they just said was.

Donald Trump is so stupid. What a fucking crayon chewer

The correct word is you're, you crayon chewer

by Bruh_sound_effect_#2 May 20, 2019