communism

Communism doesn't work. If you want proof, look at every nation that adopted it. The only two nations (North Korea and Cuba) that won't let americans enter are communist. Also killed lots of people back in the day.

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff" - Frank Zappa

by Caius Justinas September 3, 2005

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communism

`Hell`

dat's what it is

(____x____) i fart on communism

by Kerry is dumb June 30, 2004

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Communism

A form of government that sounds fair (like sharing your leftover sandwich with some bum on the street) but often is just hijacked by a small group of elites who promise that the poor lazy types will get to take the property and wealth of the enterprising rich types. In the end history records them as jagoffs: Stalin, Castro, Kim Il Sung, Mao Tse Tug, Ho Chi Minh were all "Communists" that in real life were probably among the richest people on earth... now how could that possibly happen in a "Communist" country?

Communism makes people feel compassion for their fellow man but there has yet to be a TRUE Communist state even attempted. Though to be honest if I were in a TRUE Communist state I sure wouldn't work very hard, cause really, why should I? I'm owed stuff by my Communist government. Gimme!

by snausages333 October 22, 2006

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Communism

The hatred of food.

Joseph Stalin is the main creator of this fundamental aspect.

Also known as an entitlement complex where everything is believed to be a basic human right...

See Bernie Sanders for other stupid ideals

Smoke buddy 1: "Yo, wanna order up some dominoes?"
Communist Smoke Buddy: "Nah, I believe in Communism, I fucken hate food"

"If food is so good, why isn't there a food 2?" - Joseph Stalin

by DatMarkiplierFanboy January 11, 2020

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