Cats

A furry animal that hides in the tiniest of spaces just to jump out at you and scare the hell out of you.

Martha jumped when Tard the Grumpy Cat flew out of the laundry basket. Martha hated those kinds of cats.

by Crazypersonwholovescats December 30, 2012

the cats tits

When something is of awesome quality. Similar to the bees knees.

"Did you see that show last night? It was the cats tits."

by Grigs February 7, 2012

shovel cats

Cats with a flat face usually himalayan or persian.

Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2007

herding cats

The phrase herding cats comes from the common saying that something involving coordination of many different groups or people is as difficult as herding cats. One of the commonly encountered uses of the term in technical fields is the phrase "Managing programmers is like herding cats" or "Managing engineers is like herding cats". In education it would be "Managing students is like herding cats". In reality, it would be "Managing cats is like herding cats." It refers to the individualism common in the stereotypical examples of programmers and domesticated cats. A similar phrase, allegedly of Irish origins, is "Minding mice at a crossroads".

Me: Yo. I was having trouble.
You: So, managing cats was like herding cats?
Cats: Ya!

by catherdmaster January 3, 2009

Cats in the bathtub

When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.

The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.

Man, I was trying to stuff my nutsack into Bertha's asshole, but all I got was cats in the bathtub

by TittyfaceJenkins July 5, 2016

Cats in your closet

It basically means “body count”. It’s how many girls you’ve slept with.

“Bro, how many cats are in your closet?”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”

by KittyCloset February 22, 2020

bag o' cats

Refers to someone who is being particularly surly, moody, sour or otherwise unpleasant, a.k.a., a bitch... someone you might approach in the same way as a bag of fighting cats.

Best when said in a real Irish accent.

She's like a bag o' cats.

by onthefringe August 27, 2008