British Civil War

A British slang term for the American Revolution

The British Civil War really did a number on the British.

by SesSeed July 3, 2023

Floptropican Civil War

Floptok is currently in a civil war. This ware is between oldgen floptokers and newgen floptokers. Newgens are making new versions of the popular Floptok icon Jiafei, and the oldgens say we don't need more Floptok icons and that we should stick to the ones we already have. This has caused conflict between oldgens and newgens. President of Floptropica Deborah Ali Williams and the rest of the Floptropican government are working hard to fight against the newgens and stop them from creating more stupid and unfunny versions of Jiafei.

"have you heard about the floptropican civil war?" "yeah, it sounds awful. Hopefully our troops fight off all the newgens so Floptok can be at peace."

by fart sniffer 9000 October 12, 2023

Fun Civil War

A feud that divides a house of two or more roommates. One side is pro-fun and they act on their impulses. The other side is anti-fun and attempts to squander their efforts.

Each side competes for territory and attempts to win over members of the opposing faction.

“Sounds like me and Kier are winning the Fun Civil War. This kicks ass.”

by Biodiesel Revolution August 28, 2025

2nd American Civil War

Something that hasn't happened yet, and hopefully never will, but some people are very confident that it will. In fact, some people seemingly WANT to kick it off, confident that they would win and basically get to do whatever they want.

Don't be some people. War bad.

The thought of a 2nd American Civil War around the corner is often used by Americans who don't like the current president. It became much more "popular" in the 2010s.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2024

Civil World War

A history term, which includes a civil war, where other countries from around the world help out. The Vietnam war was a civil world war, since it was a civil war, that also included a lot of countries in the rest of the world.

"Do you think the American Revolution was a worse Civil World War than the Vietnam war?"

by SeongBin's Sweet Servant March 25, 2021

Civil Warhawk

A men's hair style comprised of both a mohawk and a civil war-era mustache.

The biker who just walked into the bar has an awesome civil warhawk.

by Warhawks April 14, 2009

cival war

Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.

Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.

I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020

--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019

by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019