You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.

Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020

secondary training college for early childhood care

School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.

I'm going to Secondary Training College for Early Childhood Care.

by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017

childhood

a job where you can enjoy whatever you want and you also get paid for it

PRO gamer: Can you imagine your job being just playing games?

child in childhood: yes

by BachSonata69 November 8, 2021

childhood AFK moments

Unavoidable compared to AFK moments after reaching adulthood, childhood AFK moments are cause by at least one of the following causes: a) The screen time limits imposed by parents, b) Going to K-12 school campuses with strict restrictions on smartphone usage like requiring students to collect smartphones during school hours, which in itself already causes daily AFK moments, c) Raised by the family who cannot afford screen devices like smartphone, and d) Growing up in rural areas with poor Internet signal reception.

Growing up in a rural area meant I had plenty of childhood AFK moments—between school rules and no internet, I was often offline and didn't even mind!

by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025

childhood

The most nostalgic stage of life, often associated with carefree outdoor play and exploration. However, recent trends, such as excessive time spent watching YouTube, have altered the traditional experience of childhood, leading to a more screen-focused lifestyle.

For many, childhood is a cherished time, but with kids now glued to screens, that essence feels different than it once was.

by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025

childhood

Blissful ignorance of the horrors in the world.

Everyone is a child, but not everyone gets the privilege of having a childhood.

by bearbears July 25, 2020

Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

by 🌏💖 January 30, 2017