Celerate

Expression used for the term "Celebrate".

"Is your birthday Tuesday nigga?"

"Hell yea nigga come celerate that shit with me at the club Wednesday nigga"

by PeteyPee January 6, 2010

Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."

"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"

by bearbax May 29, 2009

Celibate

Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.

Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

The guy has been celibate most of his life, almost like a monk.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Kill people who celebrate kick dick day

Read the word

/Ayo you wanna kill people who celebrate kick dick day

by DumDinoDeluxe October 4, 2020

celehate

to celebrate hate on others as a group

all the kids would celehate on on the new kid

by Antieb January 12, 2008

Celebrate for Nothing

Having no reason to celebrate but throwing a party anyways

"Hey, come over. We're having a party"
"Oh, is it someone's birthday?"
"No, it's just the weekend. We'll celebrate for nothing."
"Sounds like fun"

by raging68 August 18, 2011