A catastrophe

Any group or collective of professional drivers, usually van drivers, especially white van drivers

'Oh look, there's a catastrophe happening over there having a right old moan about everything.' Or 'I've just been in the canteen and you wouldn't believe there's a catastrophe all standing around the free sausage rolls'.

by Mr sparkles March 22, 2023

Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 April 01, 2018

Catastrophic Planetary Devastation

Ur mom

people seeing ur mom = CATASTROPHIC PLANETARY DEVASTATION

by RustyIronWolf June 04, 2021

Retard Catastrophe

When a group of mentally disabled kids does a rampage at school.

Dame those sped kids have started a retard catastrophe at school yesterday

by DamnYouObama May 30, 2022

great nut catastrophe

when you bust your balls then you run out of all your nuts like peanuts and almonds but you are left with 14 week old well kept pistachios

man its so sad jaquarius had a great nut catastrophe ,all he had left was 14 week old well kept pistachios

by mr.sir.prof.dr.man bro guy May 26, 2022

Catastrophic Decompression

When the pants have been successfully jettisoned, but the cargo bay door catastrophically fails prior to completing cheek to seat docking.

I had too much Chipotle last night and experienced a catastrophic decompression this morning.

by WeinerParty November 18, 2022

Cosgrove Catastrophe

When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.

Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”

by Dshealy22 April 30, 2021