ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting

michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.

by michaelray October 3, 2006

catastrophallic

Something worse than catastrophic.

— Hey James how was the Ogle's gig last night?
— Oh man! That was catastrophallic. The sound wasn't that good and The Prince Arthur was packed.

by Bradley Python February 18, 2008

Catastrophoclysm

Catastrophe + Cataclysm = Catastrophoclysm.

a Catastrophoclysm is an event so epic in its destructive force, that the words Catastrophe, or Cataclysm simply don't cut it.

This is epic, this goes beyond Clusterfuck, this is a Catastrophoclysm!

by B-Lister January 6, 2011

catamaraned

Verb. Taking something normal and turning it into magnificence.

Wow, Melissa really catamaraned that vacation when she upgraded to first class and bought the spa package.

Adding sprinkles to a basic cupcake.
Turning that old tee shirt into a bitching tank.
Calling in sick and taking a spa day.
Convincing your boyfriend to work out regularly. gains upgrade

by LyricalGenius318 January 10, 2017

Carasmit

Meaning struck with fire or lightning, can also be set on fire. Past-Tense, present tense is carasmite.

Sadly, the house was already carasmit before we got there.

by WordLetterAntonym October 27, 2020

Catastrophe Crow

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.

Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”

by Im0ster December 2, 2020

Catasslickrash

When you lick your lips so much they are very chapped and look like a cat's ass

I licked my lips so much today I gave myself Catasslickrash!

by Sarah Dawn Knoefler November 13, 2022