Calgary

The part of Canada that thinks it's Texas.

Dude, I just went on vacation to Calgary, and there was a parade with all these fake cowboys and shit.

by insane adventurer March 10, 2015

calgary

First nations (Blackfoot tribe) to mean "where rivers meet" reffering to the bow and elbow river

Bow and elbow river meet in calgary

by roylay February 9, 2013

Calgary Transit

To afflict unnecessary pain. To kick someone when they are down.

In 2009, Calgary Transit introduced a parking charge that effectively raised the cost to use public transit by over 70%. This was done during the worst economic times the city had seen in almost a century.

1) After Joey fell and knocked himself out, I totally pulled a Calgary Transit and took his wallet.

2) The day my room mate told me he lost his job, I CT'd for the $50 he owed me.

by Flames1989 April 24, 2009

Calgary Flamers

A funny term used by Edmontoinans when Calgary loses a hockey game to them.

Oh man Keane was so mad that the Calgary Flamers lost to The Oilers.

by RED I May 26, 2006

calgary road block

is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.

So I'm driving in my abulance down hwy#2 and these two pieces of pure panty waiste are creating a Calgary Road block. I have my lights flashing and my sirens blazing. Nothing, they just wont move. Outa nowhere a RCMP comes wheeling around me and smashes that Calgary Road block right off the Highway.Justice served

by Justa Do'nmyjob July 22, 2008

Calgary Stampede

The Greatest Outdoor Show on earth!
Takes place in Calgary, Alberta, Canada in the month of July.
It's 10 straight days of rodeo, mini donuts, country music, rides, and the occasional beer!
YAHOOOOO!

"You know that the Calgary Stampede's in town when on every city block, at least 1 person is wearing a cowboy hat"

"Time to get your cowboy on!"

by Wakka July 22, 2006

Calgary hugger

Someone who loves Calgary Canada more than all of their blood relatives combined. They have a deep fondness for oil, big box stores, pavement, the suburbs and the Calgary Flames.

Man, how can you like this place? You're such a Calgary hugger!

by A Pair a Boots May 17, 2007