crotch custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen and Sperm Mixture. Probably one of the most vile ways to describe it too.

Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!

Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.

by Captain Douche February 23, 2005

Freddy's Frozen Custard

Possibly one of the best fast food/ice cream/hang out spots ever known. Serving all ages for those who just want good food and a good time. Famous for small, crispy, and delicious fries, and perfect frozen custard. Teens especially enjoy this resteraunt before or after seeing a movie.

Hey, come to Freddy's Frozen Custard tonight, we're gonna be there after the movie.

by xWafflerx August 12, 2009

Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.

Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020

Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole

dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass

by BigrooNutz September 23, 2020

Custard Guts

A commonly used nickname for Michael Baragry

Shut the fuck up custard guts

by Custardguts October 21, 2020

Custard Boy

Often referring to the streamer Danny Aaron’s.

“You fucking Custard Boy”

by Annny Darons January 12, 2023