Mesopotamian Bird Butting

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.

"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Camel Butting

Camel butting is a painful experience when someone is wearing granny panty underwear and it goes so far up their butt it becomes a thong. Often makes the camel butter cry and cranky. If one does have a camel butt, remove quickly, and tell no one!

The girl is camel butting so hard right now, she cant even walk.
- "Ow! No wonder she is so mad all the time!"

by The Dub October 26, 2014

Re-Butted

To replace ones buttock imprint, with thy own.

The man made a butt print on your bed, so I re-butted it.

by FeysMessenger December 16, 2013

Butting the Brownie

The process in which a man or women proceeds to shove their freshly laid excrement back up their arse.

"Can I use the bathroom?"
"No, Mike's in there butting the brownie."
"...Disgusting."

by Ringworm400 December 8, 2014

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

Muffin Butting

Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.

I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.

by Forth3k4de October 12, 2016

Young Butted Boy

Mike has himself a Young Butted Boy for after workhours…

“Hey Mike, you still got that young butted boy as your engineer babe?”

by LmfaoHAHALOL September 19, 2023