buttcrack

the b team are butt cracks

did you see those buttcracks the other day?

by Goodwin Y Shotz October 28, 2019

golden buttcrack

When your buttcrack is so unwashed and dirty it becomes gold.

yo bro i didnt go to bath for 2 weeks at one point and i got the worst case of golden buttcrack!

by blazefister69.420.666 November 27, 2019

Buttcrack Jack

Means, your crack is showing or you smell bad.

"Bye, Buttcrack Jack, fix my sink tomorrow".

by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017

Buttcrack oyster

Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry

Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!

by anonymous May 23, 2023

ButtCracker

A lucky nutcracker consisting in looking like you just hit your nuts really hard but you actually got penetrated in the butthole

“Bro I just got a super lucky ButtCracker!!!”
“Everyone thought my bits got wracked but the post actually went right up my crack, what a butt cracker!”

by Jill Semen October 3, 2022