nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.
Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."
by the all-knowing boof May 25, 2023
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Butt nut

Butt nut is when you put water in your ass with a shower and then i then it drops out again after a while.
i had a nasty butt nut an now my undies are wet
by YeetBoye April 16, 2018
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Butt nut

a white substance that comes from a males butt
there was butt nut dripping from his leg
by Edac$ definition April 07, 2023
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butt nut

Butt nut is a term founded by Christopher Columbus on the day of January 5th, 1493. Popularized by the 2017 genre of memes including Doge, Ugandan Knuckles, etc. Napoleon brought the term to life in 1808 when he sent a letter to his wife during the battle of Waterloo just before his great defeat. The letter wrote "My sweet butt nut, if this may be my last nut, I'm glad we did in the butt.. - Your butt nut, Bonerfart.
My wonderful butt nut.

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You're a fucking butt nut
by Nap o lean bonefar April 16, 2024
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Butt Nut

When he fucks you, and you find yourself on the toilet pushing his cum out of you. Specifically, cum with little crumbs of shit
Sorry babe, I took forever in the bathroom wiping butt nut off of myself. Let's cuddle <3
by WeaveEater May 25, 2023
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cowboy butts drive me nuts

A statement one would make if they are attracted to cowboys with nice butts.
Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"
by 19dorama73 January 26, 2024
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crispy butt nut

issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt
yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt
by mother gosling April 16, 2020
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