burrito 

A boy who is really attractive but extremely lame and undeserving of your time. He is delicious, he smells good, and you want to devour him, but in the back of your mind, you know he will make you sick later.

Carrie: Hey, you going to finish that burrito?
Beatris: No, he's dumb as rocks.

Carrie: Dump him in the trash, that sour cream has curdled anyways.

burrito by Bruella February 21, 2010

burrito 

When you like something or dont like something

"I burrito that hot guy"
"Ewwww..... no burrito"

burrito by katie_fuckkkker April 12, 2006

burrito 

a known sex term that selected few know and is used as a renown secret to keep others confused or unknowing.

to burrito or I burritoed her

burrito by Albany Ca anonymous December 2, 2009

Burrito 

A sexual act in which a male inserts his penis into someone's anus who proceeds to flatulate until orgasm is reached.

I heard Chris and Sam ate some chili and then went off to make some burritos.

Burrito by heemknowz July 9, 2010

Burrito 

Poop of any kind; Derives from the ancient Greek language.

"Man! You just ate that cat burrito off the floor!"

Burrito by Lupe Vargas January 25, 2005

burrito 

Noun: An extreme case of vertigo.

Betsy is home sick today because she is suffering from a bad case of burrito.

burrito by Cherry Hammer September 25, 2011

burrito 

When a mexican drives an astro van the van is called a burrito

"Yo how did adam get there"
"He drove the burrito"

burrito by Scanlan313 January 29, 2012