Bumhole

Means dirty/dusty ass crack or a bitchy person

Bro Trina was acting like such a bumhole this morning.

by Bufztjgcujnjcxsfn November 30, 2014

bumhole pine

When you stick a pine leaf into your japseye

Have you used the new bumhole pine treatment

by Bumhole pine December 3, 2016

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

Bumhole Joe

A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.

DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.

Example 2:

GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something

by Jesters4life September 30, 2018

Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.

“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night”

by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019

Bumhole

The place where the magic happens

"I like her bumhole, it's very tight and mushy" said Jimmy, "that's not a bumhole that's her face", replied Kim

by BroksyBangerangthethird April 22, 2019

bumhole shower

When you have a raucous shit and wiping ain’t cutting it, so a bumhole shower is in order

I had awful ring sting so had to get a bumhole shower

by Ben Dover 123456789 January 8, 2018