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spicy bumhole

Spicy bumhole is a term used when youre done taking a shit after downing a bag of Takis Fuego

your arsehole has a relentless throbbing sensation and not even Vicks Vaporub will make it better
fuck man i got a serious case of spicy bumhole

“aye been there man, lmk if u need any help”
by ItsRec August 5, 2022
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Bumhole Joe

A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.
DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.

Example 2:

GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
by Jesters4life September 30, 2018
mugGet the Bumhole Joemug.

Double bumhole

A double bumhole is a rare disease often caused by being small and ginger…. Two bum caves is a gift from heaven . He’s had since the age of 11.
Antony what’s happened “ I fell asleep at Dee’s and woke up with an extra opening it’s an anal surprise”. “Antony it’s a double bumhole deal with it “.
by Lewg83 August 23, 2025
mugGet the Double bumholemug.

Chapped bumhole

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!
by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016
mugGet the Chapped bumholemug.

bumhole pine

When you stick a pine leaf into your japseye
Have you used the new bumhole pine treatment
by Bumhole pine December 3, 2016
mugGet the bumhole pinemug.

Bumhole Wilkins

The coolest stream there ever was. Has the best set up and alerts. Amazing at skits and has luscious luscious locks
It’s bumhole Wilkins mother F***** what’s up, I got a spongebob iPod up in the club
by anonymous April 26, 2022
mugGet the Bumhole Wilkinsmug.

Bumhole Pie

Fingering someone's bottom-hole.
I gave that bird some right good bumhole pie last night.
by kanu_x June 19, 2008
mugGet the Bumhole Piemug.

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