Buffy the Vampire Slayer 

(N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer by G-Union April 12, 2004

Buffy Jergins 

A girl (Most Preferred) in which wacks your yank with lotion.

My girlfriend gave me a Buffy Jergins lastnight. Which is a handjob with lotion.

Buffy Jergins by BuckNastyNasty July 3, 2012

Buffy The Toilet Slayer 

Inspired by "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" - The TV Show

Someone (usually careless coworker) who brutally abuses the bathroom/toilet. Especially dangerous if there is poor ventilation and/or poor flushing function or simply forgets to flush.
Leaves door open to fill the hallway with stench.

Therefore "Slaying the Toilet"

- Hey man,
I would not go out to the restroom for the next 40-45 minutes, just saw "Buffy The Toilet Slayer" come out of there

- Yeah thanks for the heads up! Buffy destroys that bathroom shamelessly like there is no tomorrow.

- I know right! He must have come down with that RAS - "Rotten Asshole Syndrome"

Buffy The Toilet Slayer by Sonis718 July 23, 2015

buffy bar 

Word used to describe a country majority white bar.

I went out with jennifer last night, and she took me to a buffy bar.

buffy bar by Elithegr8 October 9, 2017

fucked Buffy Summers

A colorful way of saying someone has sold out. Based on the character Angel on the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who lost his soul after having sex with Buffy.

I liked Soderbergh's older movies, before he fucked Buffy Summers.

fucked Buffy Summers by Alex Stockwell October 3, 2007

team buffy 

A usefull way to insult Twilight lovers when they argue who is better; That sparkling stalker or that other guy. Because Twilight is about a girl with no personality who falls in love with a sorry excuse for a vampire, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer is about a girl who stakes vampires!

Girl 1: Edward is the best!

Girl 2: Umm, false! Jacob is much better. Team Jacob forever!
Girl 1: No! Team Edward forever!
Me: Team Buffy forever!!
Girl 1 & 2: huh?
Me: The earth is doomed.

team buffy by AnyaJenkins June 1, 2017

Up Buffy's Ass 

When anything goes missing on our house we automatically assume that it's "up Buffy's ass". Buffy is the cat.

Then they must be up Buffy's ass!

Up Buffy's Ass by MJ Coolness October 20, 2010