brocade

A cavalcade of bros

Man, look over there at all the drunks falling out of that bar, its a total brocade.

by Bril December 17, 2012

Bro Code 3069

Bro law clearly states that if you spell a word incorrectly you have 10 seconds to spell it right or the opposite party Loses.

Way to Bro Code 3069 that bro

by SwarlesBarkly January 23, 2011

Bro Code

The code set by all bro's alike that they don't:

1.) bitch and fight over some bitch.

2.) date their fellow bros' ex's (if he's over her or not.)

3.) whatever the hell other rules they wanna add to the list.

Basically, a set definition to the "Bro's before Hoes" saying.

Trevor: Dude, are you dating Elise?
Koven: Sure am man, she's great.
Trevor: Fuck you man, that's against the Bro Code.

by A chick who hangs with guys April 6, 2010

brocore

Commonly defined as a "hardcore" broski/broham/brosif/brohawk. The antonym would be a brozo, or a broski who thinks he is a brocore, but is really a bag of doosh.

Marty is a brohawk. Kyle is a Broaconstrictor. But dude, Keith is a brocore.

by Dj Brodd August 12, 2008

Bro code

The code in which guys follow to do things without being considered gay or being a douche to a fellow bro. The following are the rules of the bro code:
1: The rule where your not allowed to stand next to a stranger at the urinals
2: The rule that states you can't steal another bro's girl
3: Allways be honest to your bro's about serious questions or topics: clothes, girls, etc.
4: Never text more than a paragraph to your bro's, unless you went through an emotional traumatic event
5: Helping out a bro isn't gay, as long as there is no contact of balls, or dick to anus
6: Never spill your bro's secrets, because your secrets are what seal your bro code
7: share your sexual findings with your bro's, including porn, types and styles of stimulation
8: acceptable bro contact includes: handjob, blowjob, double handy.

9: not acceptable bro contact includes:

Anal sex, kissing, nipple pleasure
10: rule 8 counts as 'helping out' and is usually required to happen to be official bro's. Rule 9 counts as the line when it goes from 'helping out' to being gay
11: never have sex with a bro's sister or mother, EVER
12: follow the bro code with unwavering devotion

" the bro code is what we abide by as friends "

by TheOfficialBroCode May 23, 2016

Bro code

An unofficial set of laws governing how the people of the world should treat one another.

Some people here are making up laws of brocode, but really there are no official laws. There is no correct way to spell bro-code. It's meant to be used as a term to describe common decency among bros.

Bro code: help a brother out

Always follow the brocode

Come on, do me a favor, remember brocode.

by EvilSteak March 11, 2013

Brocade

A portmanteu of the words bro and facade. Meaning to have outward appearance fitting of a bro. Classified by overuse of the word bro, a fascination with alcohol, and incomprehensible speach.

Steve: Duuuuude, I was so drunk at this place, and this chi-
John: Steve, drop the brocade, we know that never happened.

by Whooves May 7, 2012