1 definition by TheOfficialBroCode
The code in which guys follow to do things without being considered gay or being a douche to a fellow bro. The following are the rules of the bro code:
1: The rule where your not allowed to stand next to a stranger at the urinals
2: The rule that states you can't steal another bro's girl
3: Allways be honest to your bro's about serious questions or topics: clothes, girls, etc.
4: Never text more than a paragraph to your bro's, unless you went through an emotional traumatic event
5: Helping out a bro isn't gay, as long as there is no contact of balls, or dick to anus
6: Never spill your bro's secrets, because your secrets are what seal your bro code
7: share your sexual findings with your bro's, including porn, types and styles of stimulation
8: acceptable bro contact includes: handjob, blowjob, double handy.
9: not acceptable bro contact includes:
Anal sex, kissing, nipple pleasure
10: rule 8 counts as 'helping out' and is usually required to happen to be official bro's. Rule 9 counts as the line when it goes from 'helping out' to being gay
11: never have sex with a bro's sister or mother, EVER
12: follow the bro code with unwavering devotion
1: The rule where your not allowed to stand next to a stranger at the urinals
2: The rule that states you can't steal another bro's girl
3: Allways be honest to your bro's about serious questions or topics: clothes, girls, etc.
4: Never text more than a paragraph to your bro's, unless you went through an emotional traumatic event
5: Helping out a bro isn't gay, as long as there is no contact of balls, or dick to anus
6: Never spill your bro's secrets, because your secrets are what seal your bro code
7: share your sexual findings with your bro's, including porn, types and styles of stimulation
8: acceptable bro contact includes: handjob, blowjob, double handy.
9: not acceptable bro contact includes:
Anal sex, kissing, nipple pleasure
10: rule 8 counts as 'helping out' and is usually required to happen to be official bro's. Rule 9 counts as the line when it goes from 'helping out' to being gay
11: never have sex with a bro's sister or mother, EVER
12: follow the bro code with unwavering devotion
by TheOfficialBroCode May 1, 2016