bring the heavy

When you are having a light conversation with someone and at a point during that conversation, the other person begins talking about something serious.

Person 1: "I can't wait to relax and watch the game on Sunday. I'm gonna just eat wings, drink beer and chill."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too. I won't be able to catch the first half because I just lost my job and I need to go looking for work. My bank accounts getting pretty low and I'm worried I might lose my house."
Person 1: "Dude. Why'd you have to bring the heavy?"

by RNIP January 27, 2016

Bringing the lemon

Inviting or allowing a loser or otherwise social reject to join your group. It usually occurs when an otherwise cool person allows an uncool person to tag along.

Hey, there's Jake, but why is Sam with him?

Oh, Jake's bringing the lemon again.

by SnowDude5487222 October 14, 2010

bringing the Illinoise

said by residents of the state of illinois, whilst in another state. this is one form of badassery which residents of illinois are known for. this is usually done by yelling loudly whilst intoxicated.

while at Mizzou, Lisa from chicago walked in the room and declared she is "Bringing the Illinoise!"

by lclrmmmizs December 14, 2010

bring the thunder

The act of bringing raw, explosive masculine energy to an activity or venue.

"When Plato goes to the gym he'll really bring the thunder-have you ever seen him teach those weights a lesson in respect?"

by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

Bring a book!

Command that follows a description of something to indicate that it's boring.

No hitting, alcoholism, or passive-aggressive behavior between you two? You call that a relationship? Bring a book!

by Witness10mm December 28, 2005

Bring On The Trumpets

To express a positive outlook on an action or event most likely resulting in failure.

"Having done no work this year I doubt I'll get into university, but whatever the future holds for me it'll probably be slightly better than killing myself now, so bring on the trumpets."

by CYBERFLIRTATIONISAWORD February 21, 2009

Bring The Rain

When you take something seriously and excel as a result.

This usually occurs after you just fuck around for a while (usually intentionally) and perform at merely an average, or below average level. Then when you decide its time to "bring the rain", you take it more seriously and dominate whatever it is your doing - playing basketball, doing an exam, playing playstation etc.

Okay, enough of this fucking around, it's time to bring the rain.

Dude, I don't give a fuck about these practice tests, I'll just bring the rain on exam day.

by Whiteside. October 9, 2007