A generic term for the classic male douchebag. Colourful polo shorts, boat shoes, often has sailing experience. A Brent is often totally oblivious to the fact that he's the most hated human in the room and likely thinks he's "killing it"...even though he's definitely not.

Somebody better tell Brent over there to shut it down before he catches a throat chop

Brent by J.H.F. September 13, 2016

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Brent

A real bull queer from Pickens who fishes pay ponds but doesn't eat fish...he eats boogers.

"I saw Brent yesterday. What a booger eater !!"

"Oh yeah. He's a booger eater from way back."

Brent by Physcoholis slag February 17, 2012

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Brent

A person who makes excuses to get out of every social situation. A person who will not go out after 10 pm. A person who has an apathetic attitude for social gatherings.

You invite a friend to come drink with the guys and he makes the excuse that he is still painting his room; even after ten hours of painting.
*Your response: Man do i smell a brent.

You invite a friend to go out to a bar and he says he can't because he just bought Forza Motor Sport 3.
*your response: Man you are being such a brent.

Brent by Coors Light Guy December 25, 2009

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